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A note to the more timid of you, when we say dirty jokes that s exactly what we mean. Rather than a page about joke books, this one is about book jokes. If i said your mums tits are sagging, is that a bad joke. No reading this bunch before any big board meetings. Even if you take your reading habits very seriously, you cannot argue that books, bookishness, and reading arent a neverending source of jokes.
The librarian quickly got up and gave them each 5 books. Comeback jokes these are comeback jokes, insult jokes and witty jokes jokes where the punchline is a witty comeback. And by jokes, we mean jokes, but also puns, memes, sayings, and general fun and awesomeness. They start talking and come to realize that theyre both doctors. The adult jokes are mischievous and naughty at the same time. The second girl says, ha, my boyfriend can fit two fists and a foot. Yes, childrens books can be corny and condescending, especially if youre an adult. Get ready to laugh with the 69 funniest adult jokes. Dirty jokes are mainly directed towards an older audience that can properly enjoy them. Plenty on this hilariously inappropriate list are sex jokes and dirty riddles that are totally inappropriate. The librarian once again jumps up and gives each chicken 15 books this time. Its possibly the worlds largest web archive of completely disgusting jokes. This is the only time you will ever see this page congratulations. Her bestselling adult joke books have made thousands of people around the world spit out their coffee in laughter.
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